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Wednesday, March 09, 2005
Below the belt
Alright, this is now officially Guest Blogger Wednesday. Send in your submissions (Please, God, let there be just one!) and we'll post them here.Sunshine says:
this made me think of you...
That's never good. For me. The story:
Russian Scientists Develop Tablet to Prolong Drunkenness — Paper
As if I have trouble staying drunk. Actually, given Minnesota's draconian blue laws (you can't buy any booze on holidays here), this could have a market here. It's no good trying to sweat through Thanksgiving with the family with only two beers in the fridge. A little RU-21 Red might smooth the way until it's time for pie.
Russian scientists have developed a product that can keep a person drunk, Britain’s Daily Telegraph wrote.
The tablet called RU-21 Red was developed in Spirit Sciences, a laboratory based in California but with research facilities in Russia. The same scientists had earlier worked on secret programs for the Kremlin and had made the famous RU-21 product that cures hangovers.
If you take a tablet you need less alcohol to stay drunk, the scientists were quoted by the paper as saying. “RU-21 Red prolongs drunkenness and enhances intoxication,” the company co-founder, Emil Chiabery, born in the ex-Soviet republic of Georgia said.
