Wednesday, January 05, 2005
Can You Hear Me Now God? It's Me, Pat
Pat Robertson quotes from Media Matters
"'In America, again if I'm hearing God right, we will see a tremendous incident of miracles in the year 2005."
"And I think the American stock market is going to surge upward, if I heard from the Lord. Again, ladies and gentlemen, don't go and buy stock on my recommendation, but that's what I feel in my heart."
"What I heard is that Bush is now positioned to have victory after victory and that his second term is going to be one of triumph, which is pretty strong stuff."
When did God turn into such a hack? Was a time when prophets revealed big news from on high. Now God is making stock predictions? Sure, God is great and all, but he's no Ed Yardeni
. Then again, Ed Yardeni is no Ed Yardeni
either, unless the Dow is at 11,700 (it's not: it's at 10,600
) and the S&P 500 is at 1300 (it's not, it's at 1,188