You know who I blame for the intelligence failures leading up to the debacle in Iraq? The god damned Presidential Prayer Team for Kids. If those lazy bastards would just pray harder, we wouldn't be in this mess.
Note: "The Presidential Prayer Team for Kids is a division of The Presidential Prayer Team (www.presidentialprayerteam.org), a nonprofit, charitable organization. The Presidential Prayer Team is not affiliated with, nor does it receive funding from, any political party or office of the government."