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Friday, January 20, 2006
Reasons to like dogs...part 1,000,001
What does it take to entertain a dog? A smelly old sock. A cheap rubber ball, with or without a jingly bell inside.
What's it take to entertain a cat these days? Plasma screen television.
Not a good week to adopt a kitten.
4 Comments:
It's always a good day to adopt a kitten, as I'm reminded every morning as I walk my girls to the bus stop and pass a stain of yellow snow every 10 feet. It will be nice when spring comes and I don't have to look at that all the time. Tho of course that is the time of year when 6 months worth of frozen dog shit starts to thaw.
Yes, it would be much better to have piles of crap and puddles of urine inside your house. Cat boxes smell so lovely.
Clumping litter with a covered box and you don't smell a thing. Even if you did it's down in the corner of your basement. Every day or two scoop it out and throw it away. Remember to think about that next time you are going out in 10 degree weather with your dog.
It's a real burden, letting the dog out the back door. Ooooh. Hard.
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