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Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Now this guy is really on to something

Over at one of the dumber big time right wing blogs there is a story about a rally against the "treason" of the New York Times. It sounds like a few score day passes were issued to under-medicated residents of the Ayn Rand adult day care center who were given tag board, magic markers, and precious little supervision. While most revealed themselves to be incapable of rational political thought this guy at least has hatched a fiendishly clever plan to help foreign terrorists harm innocent Americans. But of course! Publish maps! It's so crazy it just might work. Sleeper cells within the United States could publish maps of the subway systems. But wait, I've got an even better idea. Make the maps huge. Maybe three, four feet on a side. And put them right up on a wall where terrorists could find them without having their phone calls traced. Maybe even label each and every place where a suicide bomber might get on one of the trains. If you can find the information maybe even figure out some sort of schedule that tells when the trains are going to be at each stop. I hope this traitor knows what he has done. Tipping off our enemies to this kind of information could bring this once proud nation to its knees.