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Tuesday, August 07, 2007
"Does this make me look gay?"
From Kos:
"I will essentially be the mouthpiece and effective leader for the tens of thousands of Young Republicans, 18 to 40, across the country,"
Well, I guess that's one down, 9999 to go:
In a shocking police report filed by the Clark Co. Sheriff's office, Murphy is accused of sexually assaulting another man on Saturday, July 28, 2007, while he lay sleeping in his bed. The alleged assault of the 22-year-old man took place in the Jeffersonville, Indiana home of his sister following a Young Republican party in which both Murphy and the 22-year-old man had been in attendance. The victim's sister had urged both men to spend the night at her home because of the amount of alcohol the two had consumed during the party. The victim awoke in the morning to find Murphy performing oral sex on him according to the report. When the victim asked Murphy what he was doing, he responded: "He was holding his dick with one hand and sucking my dick with his mouth." The victim then pushed Murphy away, gathered his personal belongings and left. Murphy was later confronted with the charges by the victim's sister according to the report. The sister says Murphy admitted to her that he performed the sex act on her brother.It's always fun to joke about how all those right wing gay bashers are really lashing out from the closet, but this is beginning to move from humor into cliche' territory. Until we learn otherwise I think it is now safe to assume that all prominent conservative Republicans are flaming homosexuals. (Not that there's anything wrong with that. Being gay I mean. There's plenty wrong with being a conservative Republican.)
Labels: hypocracy
