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Wednesday, March 02, 2005


Posted by: Hammer / 7:32 PM

Ba Ha Ha asks: Likewise, Who's Tony asks: There was a joke about underage girls in the comments. The only problem was that the commenter signed his name as Jambo. The real Jambo didn't particularly care for the comments, but the real issue was having two Jambos. One Jambo is enough. Trust me.

Anyway, no big mystery or controversy. I deleted the comment only to eliminate the Jambo confusion. If whoever posted the original comment wants to repost it with a different (or anonymous) ID, that's fine by me.


Woo hoo! Look at me! I'm a topic heading! I think that is the blog equivalent of seeing your name up in lights.

But I must disagree with Mr. Hammer, you can never have too many Jambos. Hmmm, I am picturing a scene from Being John Malkovich as I imagine Hammer entering the cafeteria at his place of employment and seeing that every person at every table is me. Even the cooks and servers, including that kind of loopy lady with the curly gray hair. Oh if only I could be there to see it transpire in real life. Hammer confronted at every turn with talk of bands he’s never heard before, called out on every outlandish and unsupported claim, forced to use the same definition of words that everyone else uses, cowed into trading audio files in a format playable by the majority of computer users… It would be glorious.

By Anonymous Jambo, at 12:49 AM  

Were one to set out to describe a personal Hammer Hell, it would be difficult to best Jambo's vision. I will cry myself to sleep tonight, fearful for the day after the Rapture.

By Blogger Hammer, at 7:35 AM  

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