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Wednesday, April 06, 2005
The pain; the carnage
I do like the Packers. I liked the Packers enough to audition for their fan blog last fall. Winner got tickets to a game. My pithy, trenchant analysis was rejected in favor of the likes of this:If I am Ted Thompson and I am trying to find the next quarterback for the Packers after Favre, this is the one player I would simply have to have and I would pay any price to get him. His name is Drew Tate and he is the quarterback of the Iowa Hawkeye's. This guy is special and is one of a kind. He has Green Bay Packer written all over him.
By the way, Drew Tate is a 6 foot tall and 185 pounds. That's not small for a quarterback, that's tiny. Sure, he's bigger than Doug Flutie, but Flutie won the Heisman and still couldn't get drafted until the 11th round. Tate needs to grow 2 inches and put on 35 pounds to be a serious NFL prospect. Maybe his parents can get him some human grown hormone.
