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Friday, April 15, 2005

Two time loser

Posted by: Hammer / 7:59 AM

Lawyer Punished For Jail-Sex Romp

From CBS via Ba Ha Ha:

The state Supreme Court on Thursday announced a two-year suspension for a lawyer caught having jailhouse sex with a triple-murder defendant she was representing.

... In 2002, guards outside a King County Jail conference room saw Olson with her dress pulled up and her client, Sebastian Burns, standing behind her with his pants down.

At the time of the encounter, Olson was 43 and married; Burns was 26.

Olson was removed from the case, and Burns was given new counsel. He was convicted last year, along with a friend, of beating the friend's sister and parents to death at their Bellevue home in 1994.

If you're going down for a triple homicide, you might as well have sex with your lawyer on the way to your cell.

I met with clients at the La Crosse County women's jail on several occasions. Surprisingly, it was nothing like that scene in Chicago.


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