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Friday, June 17, 2005
She could star in Flashdance 2
From the best news on television, The Daily Show reviews the Schiavo autopsy results.Bill Frist, then:
My question is based on a review of the video footage which I spent an hour or so looking at last night in my office here in the Capitol, and that footage to me depicts something very different than persistent vegetative state.
Bill Frist, now:
Looking at the court appointed tapes I raised the question "Is she in a persistent vegetative state or not?" I never made the diagnosis, never said that she was not.
Jon Stewart, now:
Not only do I believe Bill Frist may be a terrible doctor, I think he doesn't realize C-SPAN has cameras.
3 Comments:
Stewart has been on a roll this week, although his performance has fallen short of the Ed Helms-helmed nut cam.
By 
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1:14 PM
Emphyrio here.
Also liked Stephen Colbert's line, that the nation was divided between those who accepted the diagnosis that she was in a persistent vegetative state and those who felt she was "one pilates class away from joining the cast of Stomp.
By , at
1:07 AM
We all are one pilates class away from Stomp, in our own way.
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