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Monday, August 01, 2005
Rapture Monday: Tancredo v. Fonda
The Rapture Index reached 151 this week, up 1 over last week. Spain's drought brings us closer to Armageddon, but Israel's withdrawal from Gaza pushes our reunion with Christ further away. Thankfully, the collapse of the Lebanese government carries the day. Thank you, Max Klinger.Here's the rest of the news the Religiously Correct believed this week:
- Congressman Tancredo suggested nuking Mecca. Jane Fonda wrote a book. Guess which will inflame Islamic fundamentalists more?
- The commercial success of the Passion of the Christ is inspiring Hollywood to make less commercial movies.
- Don't dance like that: it degrades the very essence of what makes human beings special.
- Somewhere a homosexual is teaching a child how to fly. And his parents don't even know.
- RightThink in action: a supreme court justice should faithfully follow the Constitution, unless it contradicts his faith.
- Don't read this book about autism. It's got some swears.
- There are now more stem cell bills than usable stem cell lines.
- Sponge Bob is back. And he's still too tolerant of gays.
