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Thursday, November 10, 2005
Proto-Blogger
If Hurricane Katrina taught us anything, it's that God was punishing America for abortion. While many of you stopped learning at that point, I kept on learning. I let my brain expand beyond my own understanding. Soon my thoughts encompassed possibilities which I can't properly explain, because I lack the cognitive capacity.
Fortunately, I've never let ignorance slow me down.
Recently, some "scientists" used a "telescope" to take "pictures" of the formation of "stars". Here's what Joe Science saw:
My profound ignorance let me see further. Those eggheads at NASA had the picture turned sideways. If you rotate the image 90 degrees counterclockwise, fundamental truths about the origin of stars are revealed! Behold! Repent! For at the center of the formation of stars is PROTO BLOGGER:
It looks just like me, without the huge arms and ripped abs. Seriously. I am totally hot. At least in my autobiographical graphic novel.
Now, the MSM will tell you that the images are of nothing more than powerful outflows of hot gas...and if that's not a code phrase for bloggers, I don't know what is.
