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Monday, January 23, 2006
Birds do it, bees do it (and now we know how)
Behold! Science marches on. Turns out, bees can fly after all. Of course, this research doesn't prove that angels don't hold bees aloft. Angels could've sneaked in the the helium-filled test tank. Maybe fewer angels could fit into the test tank, which is maybe why the bees had to work harder to stay aloft.
Yeah, so, maybe it's that bees beat their wings faster than we thought. Maybe it's angels. Either side could be right. It's a contentious debate.
