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Sunday, May 07, 2006

John Kline's environmental lipstick

Posted by: Hammer / 7:40 AM

The two best places to hunt for zeros are Scrooge McDuck's bank account and John Kline's environmental record. So why, do you suppose, does his homepage look like he's a Gaylord Nelson protege?

I'm John Kline, and I voted to poison this stream:

I'm John Kline, and I think this would be an excellent place for a small business ... like a chemical plant:

I'm John Kline. Doesn't this look like a great spot for some logging? Think of the jobs!

I'm John Kline. Isn't nature better in a sanitary, digitized format? Real trees have pollen. Pollen makes people sneeze. Sneezing is bad. Therefore, real trees are bad. Please help me remove these blights:


Wow! Semi permanent make up has alot of uses! But did you know that a woman consumes over 4 to 9 lbs of lipstick in her lifetime! Here is the link that I found that shows all of the research:

By Blogger StillWater, at 2:34 AM  

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