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Sunday, May 07, 2006
John Kline's environmental lipstick
The two best places to hunt for zeros are Scrooge McDuck's bank account and John Kline's environmental record. So why, do you suppose, does his homepage look like he's a Gaylord Nelson protege?
I'm John Kline, and I voted to poison this stream:
I'm John Kline, and I think this would be an excellent place for a small business ... like a chemical plant:
I'm John Kline. Doesn't this look like a great spot for some logging? Think of the jobs!
I'm John Kline. Isn't nature better in a sanitary, digitized format? Real trees have pollen. Pollen makes people sneeze. Sneezing is bad. Therefore, real trees are bad. Please help me remove these blights:
