(Not that anyone reading this remembers Dr. Dentons.)
I'm guessing this all gets talked out on a professional's couch somewhere down the road.
Via TBogg.
Update:
Kung Fu Monkey has found these as well and as is always the case he is much funnier than I am:
So if they sold these in adult size, I would buy them.
And then have sex in them.
GAY sex.
I'm not even gay, but I'd feel obligated.