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Thursday, October 12, 2006
This must have scared the shit out of Noah
Have I got a movie idea for Mel Gibson and Renny Harlin. Deep Blue Sea meets the 10 Commandments with a little Snakes on a Plane thrown in. It's Noah, right, played by Samuel L. Jackson, trying to get to Mount Ararat while battling super-intelligent pliosaurs:
The small fragments of bone are spread out on a workbench in tiny pieces that could fit into a matchbox, betraying the size of their owner: a fearsome sea predator considered the Tyrannosaurus Rex of the oceans.
In the dingy basement of the Oslo Paleontology Museum, a team of researchers is trying to piece together the first entire skeleton of a pliosaur, a reptile that swam the oceans 150 million years ago and was so big it could swallow a grown man in a single gulp.
The movie almost writes itself. I'm sure the Discovery Institute would chip in a few production dollars for any movie that has humans and dinosaurs co-existing.
