Sigh. Another news piece about what a great bike ride the President is? We did this a couple years ago, after Lance Armstrong won his final Tour de France.
So it's a rerun, right down to the fellating of his fitness:
It was only three years ago that Bush took up cycling after a painful knee forced him to cut back on jogging. At 60, he is an exceptionally fit rider who likes to go hard, always at the head of a small pack of other riders.
Hate to break it to you, but protocol kinda demands that the President goes first. Or do y'all think this guy is the fittest in the bunch, too?: