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Wednesday, November 01, 2006
This will make Libby Mae say "Eeewww!"
But someone has to say it. Sure, Michelle Bachman is a right-wing gay-bashing pre-Enlightenment raving nutjob. But as right-wing gay-bashing pre-Enlightenment raving nutjobs go she's actually kind of attractive. Maybe even a little, dare I say it, hot? In that take off the glasses, pull out the combs, shake out the hair, "Good heavens Miss Yakamoto" sort of way. So I'm not too worried about her finding another line of work when the voters of the 6th CD decide that maybe it's best not to send to Congress an unstable lunitic just waiting for her husband to phone and tell her "Michelle, why don't you pass the time by playing a little solitaire." After all, others have established a precedent for her.
4 Comments:
Hot? Jambo, you need your eyes checked. Stop squinting.
By 
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7:42 AM
Eyesight can go pretty rapidly in men over 40.
Also, it's very 90s to focus on a woman politician's looks. 1890s.
1890s is perfect for Bachman. And Hammer don't pretend you don't stare all moon-eyed at that framed 8x10 glossy of Stephanie Herseth.
And come on, admit it, once you get past that flying spittle and the head that can rotate 360 degrees, she's a LITTLE attractive.
Lochner v. New York was 1905 -- so any time before then would be a good time for Bachmania.
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