I wish I had created a fictional character which people named really scary things after. Here's a snippet from Harper's Weekly update.
Scientists discovered that the prehistoric Dunkleosteus terrelli, the "Darth Vader of fish," had the strongest fish bite ever and could snack on sharks. A Christmas party in Dublin was canceled after Gus, a camel starring in Santa's Magical Animal Kingdom Show, got drunk on Guinness and ate all the mince pies.
How much beer can a camel drink before it gets drunk?