This was one of the rare times I have ever laughed while reading the pathetic whine that is Mallard Fillmore. But probably not for the reason the "artist" intended.
You see, while the idiot was spraining a wing patting himself on the back for logging so much time on his bike rather than driving all I could think of was this:
Edward Bruce Tinsley, creator of the conservative comic strip Mallard Fillmore, was arrested in Columbus on Dec. 4 and charged with operating a vehicle under the influence -- his second alcohol-related arrest in less than four months, according to the Bartholomew County Sheriff's Department.
Tinsley, 48, Columbus, had a blood-alcohol level of 0.14 -- almost twice the level at which a driver in Indiana is considered intoxicated, the Sheriff's Department said. He posted $755 bond.