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Wednesday, January 12, 2005

And Tasty, Too!

Posted by: Hammer / 9:31 AM

Disney Home to Three of Top Five Most Valuable Character Franchises in the World:
The Walt Disney Company's third billion dollar franchise include Disney Princess -- featuring Ariel from The Little Mermaid, Sleeping Beauty, Belle from Beauty and the Beast, Cinderella, Jasmine from Aladdin and Snow White -- a franchise that recorded an excess of $2.4 billion in global retail sales.
The Hammers contribute mightily to that $2.4 billion, one plastic shoe at a time. Let me explain.

Big Sister Hammer and Little Sister Hammer were excited for Hammer's return from work yesterday. Hammer opened the door to a chorus of "Ate Bulls Hooves"! Hammer was unperturbed, as he was pretty certain not even Pa Ingalls would butcher a bull and feed his girls the hooves.

Ms. Hammer translated. The Hammer sisters spent .02 seconds playing nicely with a the Beauty and the Beast 4" plastic doll dress up kit. When sharing time was over, the sisters Hammer faced an immediate shoe-related impasse. Each had one of Belle's shoes and sought to claim the other. Apparently, Big Sister Hammer had the Belle doll, which gave her greater claim to the second shoe. Rather than lose the argument and the shoe, Little Sister Hammer promptly ingested Belle's shoe rather than share. Here at 3WN, we take this as conclusive proof that spite is an inherited trait.

Little Sister Hammer will be deposited with Grandma until the shoe passes.

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