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Monday, January 10, 2005
Baghdad Elementary, Two Hours Late
According to the Nelson report, President Bush only wants to hear good news about Iraq:
Our sources are firm in that they conclude this good news only directive comes from Bush himself; that is, it is not a trap or cocoon thrown around the President by National Security Advisor Rice, Vice President Cheney, and DOD Secretary Rumsfeld. In any event, whether self-imposed, or due to manipulation by irresponsible subordinates, the information/intelligence vacuum at the highest levels of the White House increasingly frightens those officials interested in objective assessment, and not just selling a political message.
In the spirit of helpfulness, I will translate the latest news from Iraq for the President:
- The deputy police chief of Baghdad was a good family man (until he and his son were assassinated).
- Nobody else was killed when the deputy police chief of Samarra was assiassinated on Sunday.
- The bomber who killed four policemen will not be able to strike again. A fake police car was used, which means the Baghdad police force has one extra car.
- Ali al-Haidari, Baghdad's former governor, had pretty good bodyguards. The six of them managed to stop some of the bullets aimed at al-Haidari. The six, along with the governor, were killed in the attack.
- American deaths were at 1/4 the rate of Ukrainian deaths yesterday.
