Of course sometimes the most obvious choice is the correct one. Her complaint seems a bit like that old line, "Oh, nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded." My first thought was that it was a bit like claiming Washington/Lincoln/FDR was too obvious a pick for best president. So who then? Taft? Garfield? Just because they are not obvious? On the other hand maybe there could be a real debate about who is the worst president ever. W has set the bar on that one pretty high but there may be a case to be made for Harding, Nixon, or maybe even Reagan depending on your criteria.
"F* me gently with a chainsaw" from Heathers
By 4:10 PM, at
"F#ck you, you f#cking f#ck" -- Colors
"Which one is your wallet?"
"It is the one that says "BAD MOTHERF'KER".
By 4:52 PM, at
Give me the f#cking keys, you f#cking motherf#cker... aaaaggh. --
The Usual Suspects
Heineken? F*ck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon! Blue Velvet
Never get off the boat, Man, never get off the f*ckin' boat!" Apocalypse Now
"He's a bad mother--"
"Shut yo mouth!"
"I'm just talkin' 'bout Shaft!"
Ok, it's a song rather than a movie quote but it's the THEME song.
Plains, Trains & Automobiles:
Neal: And I really don't care for the way your company left me in the middle of f*cking nowhere with f*cking keys to a f*cking car that isn't f*cking there. And I really didn't care to f*cking walk down a f*cking highway and across a f*cking runway to get back here to have you smile at my f*cking face. I want a f*cking car RIGHT F*CKING NOW!
Car Rental Agent: May I see your rental agreement?
Neal: I threw it away.
Car Rental Agent: Oh boy.
Neal: Oh boy what?
Car Rental Agent: You're f*cked!
South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut. No particular scene. Just the whole f'n movie.
From the South Park short, available only on the Internets:
"Stan: Dude, don't say pigf'cker in front of Jesus."
I would submit the Raging Bull auditioner from Waiting for Guffman: "Did you f*ck my wife?" Which of course is a movie quote of a movie quote. I think that counts double!
By 8:46 AM, at
More Sam Jackson; this time from Jackie Brown:
"The AK-47. When you absolutely have to kill every motherblanker in the room"
I think it goes something like that.
By 10:43 AM, at
But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to f*ckin' amuse you? -Goodfellas
Oh, f*ck it, I don't have to talk either, man! See how you like it. Just total f*ckin' silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence. -Fargo
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would f*ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. -Full Metal Jacket
Okay, I'm done.
By 12:43 PM, at
What's the one that goes "f'ck you and everyone who looks like you"?<< Home