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Thursday, June 02, 2005
Dear Armenia
Hello Armenia:
Like him? Please keep him. No, a gift. Please, it's just a token.
One caution, though. He's not entirely housebroken. Don't leave any copies of your Constitution lying around. He'll piddle on that, for sure. Also, just to be safe, never look directly at his teeth on a sunny day and never stand between him and a camera.
Good luck. Sorry, no returns
...Senator Coleman has arrived in Armenia on a two-day visit on the invitation of the Yerevan office of the Armenian Union in America and the Gafeschyan family.
2 Comments:
This is more than a little off-topic, but why don't you guys ever talk about your senior Senator? He's on your favorite subcommittee, too.
Even more off-topic, but way back, I suppose in 1982 during his first run for Senate, Dayton was speaking at Carleton College in Northfield. It was in the Chapel. Somebody snuck in a banner and hung it from the balcony. It said "Dayton is Antichrist." I talked to the guy who did it, and it turns out he had no opinion on Dayton, he just thought it would be funny.
By 
Joseph Thvedt, at
9:30 AM
A couple reasons. Mostly, Dayton isn't running again. He's retiring with a very bland Senate record. I like how he votes, but unless he's evacuating his Washington offices, he doesn't make news.
I think you'll see much more coverage of the candidates who vie to succeed him.
