Three Way News

Your Source. For everything. Really.


Current Poll

Best comic strip?

  • Bloom County
  • Boondocks
  • Calvin and Hobbes
  • Dilbert
  • Doonesbury
  • Far Side
  • Foxtrot
  • Get Fuzzy
  • Life in Hell
  • Peanuts
  • Pearls Before Swine
  • Pogo
  • Zippy the Pinhead
Free polls from

Recurring features

Hammer's Favorites

Jambo's Favories

Thursday, June 02, 2005

Dear Armenia

Posted by: Hammer / 9:01 AM

Hello Armenia:

Like him? Please keep him. No, a gift. Please, it's just a token.

One caution, though. He's not entirely housebroken. Don't leave any copies of your Constitution lying around. He'll piddle on that, for sure. Also, just to be safe, never look directly at his teeth on a sunny day and never stand between him and a camera.

Good luck. Sorry, no returns

Today RA Foreign Minister Vardan Oskanyan received President of the US Senate Governmental Issues Commission Standing Committee on Investigations, senator Norm Coleman (Republican from the state of Minnesota, USA).

...Senator Coleman has arrived in Armenia on a two-day visit on the invitation of the Yerevan office of the Armenian Union in America and the Gafeschyan family.


This is more than a little off-topic, but why don't you guys ever talk about your senior Senator? He's on your favorite subcommittee, too.

Even more off-topic, but way back, I suppose in 1982 during his first run for Senate, Dayton was speaking at Carleton College in Northfield. It was in the Chapel. Somebody snuck in a banner and hung it from the balcony. It said "Dayton is Antichrist." I talked to the guy who did it, and it turns out he had no opinion on Dayton, he just thought it would be funny.

By Blogger Joseph, at 9:30 AM  

A couple reasons. Mostly, Dayton isn't running again. He's retiring with a very bland Senate record. I like how he votes, but unless he's evacuating his Washington offices, he doesn't make news.

I think you'll see much more coverage of the candidates who vie to succeed him.

By Blogger Hammer, at 10:00 AM  

Post a Comment

<< Home


Special Feeds

Fun with Google

Search Tools




Prior posts

  • Galloway speaks: On the Scrubbing
  • Bachmann's jewels
  • No blood for oil
  • Darth Liberal
  • Red Scare Redux: Islamofascists
  • European vacation
  • Deep Throat revealed
  • Report from the field
  • Carnage renewed
  • Archives

    • Gone for now

    This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours? Site Meter Get Firefox!