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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

Teen Talk President

Posted by: Hammer / 9:34 AM

Was it really 11 years ago when Barbie first told us that math is hard? Thankfully, we now have a Ken Doll President who reminds us how hard and difficult everything is. We all know Karl Rove has been pulling strings, but who knew we actually had a Teen Talk President? We're a couple bad months away from hearing arduous, onerous, and laborious in one sentence. Let's hope that sentence is "Being President is arduous, so after the onerous process of making a decision, I've decided to resign and pursue something less laborious."


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