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Monday, July 18, 2005
Rapture Monday: De-Gay-ification at 30
The Rapture Index has risen again! This time by 2 points. We're now up to 150, which puts us safely in the Fasten Your Seatbelts danger zone. At least the fastest recorded hurricane season is bringing the Religiously Correct nearer, my God, to Thee.
Here are your items of note from the Religious Correct since our last update:
- Pro-lifers are getting arrested outside the White House as they pray that Bush has the strength to nominate a justice to their liking.
- The number of evangelicals in the ranks of military chaplains is increasing.
- Exodus International, a leading de-gay-ification group, is celebrating 30 years of fraudulent science and hate mongering.
- The religious correct have a new litmus test. Not for Supreme Court justices: for family practitioners.
- First hand coverage of the Tulsa Zoo's decision not to install a creationist exhibit.
- A Florida man has been charged with killing his 3 year old son. Reportedly, the father was concerned his son might be gay.
