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Thursday, September 22, 2005
Janet Jackson's boob
We're all a gog over Janet Jackson's partially exposed breast. I think we're more than one pastie away from this:
The live Spuiten & Slikken show - which can be translated either as Inject & Swallow or Ejaculate & Swallow - starts on October 10 on the Dutch youth channel BNN, which last upset viewer sensibilities with a programme entitled This is How You Screw.
...Main presenter Filemon Wesselink, 26, is billed to go on a pub crawl, take heroin in the form of a pill, and try LSD at home on the sofa under the watchful eye of his mother. He will also retire into a locked room and try to establish whether oral sex is better from a man or a woman.
Yes, that's far more informative than salacious. I can't tell you how many times my buddies and I have wondered whether there would ever be scientific proof about whether men or women give the best blow jobs.
When you run out of creative ideas, show some boobies. When that stops working, start feeding people heroin until you get a thank you card from Afghani warlords. Then invite the warlords on the reality show, but only if they promise to wear nothing but long beards and ammunition belts.
