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Tuesday, October 18, 2005
Corporate synergy
I guess we're lucky that Big Pharma doesn't own any publishing houses...yet. David Sirota reports a scheme where the drug industry wanted to commission a thriller about killer drugs from Canada. They could probably hire Michael "No Global Warming" Crichton to pen the work. Bruce Willis could star. William (Ghostbuster's evil EPA enforcement officers and Die Hard's evil reporter) Atherton would be the evil/incompetent FDA head more interested in realigning the organizational chart than protecting the American public. Christ, the story writes itself. Linda Cardellini would be a good love interest. She's 20 years younger than Willis and hasn't been on How I Met Your Mother yet.
