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Wednesday, September 27, 2006
Afterwards we'll throw out the sheets and count the silverware
G.O.P. Said to Pick Twin Cities for Convention. And I say the city governments should quickly push thru a hooker windfall profits tax to cash in on all those oh so pious Christian conservatives getting more than 50 miles from home.
3 Comments:
What, Rob Lowe's a Republican now?
By 
Joey de Vivre, at
4:59 PM
He never stole any silverware, did he?
(Yes, I remember that tape in, what, '86? Might have been the last time something memorable happened at a national convention.)
Yes, free speech will be allowed anywhere to the left of this sign and to the right of this pole anytime between the hours of 9:00 am and 10:30 am excepting such times when officials may deem it inappropriate. And all the "limited government conservatives" will have no problem with that at all.
And let me just savor the phrase "Bush Sayonara" for a moment. Oh if only it could be "Bush hara-kari" instead, opening his gut in penance right there on stage with Dick Cheney's hunting knife and releasing only a trickle of saw dust, a few moths and some rancid stale air from his utterly hollow soul. You know, I don't much care for the man.
