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Friday, February 23, 2007

Michele Bachmann: Hopped up on goofballs

Be sure to check back at the Big Question later today. Today's Big Question appears to be, "How crazy go-nuts bananas is Michele Bachmann?":

Iran is the trouble maker, trying to tip over apple carts all over Baghdad right now because they want America to pull out. And do you know why? It’s because they’ve already decided that they’re going to partition Iraq.
And half of Iraq, the western, northern portion of Iraq, is going to be called…. the Iraq State of Islam, something like that. And I’m sorry, I don’t have the official name, but it’s meant to be the training ground for the terrorists. There’s already an agreement made.
They are going to get half of Iraq and that is going to be a terrorist safe haven zone where they can go ahead and bring about more terrorist attacks in the Middle East region and then to come against the United States because we are their avowed enemy.

For those scoring at home, Iran is East of Iraq, not north. Not west. East. West is Sunni. North is Kurd. If you did partition Iraq, something tells me that Iran would "get" the bordering areas, which also happen to share a common religion.

Labels: Iran, Iraq, Michele Bachmann

1 Comments:

Oh my gosh! She said this for real? I saw something similar to this at Wonkette and thought maybe the mainstream media was erroneously picking up on an Onion-style story that kind of, sort of, sounded true. Who is she getting this stuff from? She is too much.

By Anonymous, at 2:22 PM