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Tuesday, August 02, 2005

Worst story of the day

Posted by: Hammer / 8:36 AM

I'm pretty sure we're not going to see anything worse than this:

A fringe Kansas church that claims Americans soldiers deserve to die in Iraq because the church was the target of a bombing attempt plans to demonstrate at the funeral of a Moorhead soldier.

Sgt. Bryan Opskar was killed on July 23 when a roadside bomb exploded. A military spokesman says the 32-year-old Marine was conducting combat operations near Ar Rutbah, Iraq.

Here's my suggestion -- rather than blame the left because this is an anti-war protest, or blame the right because this is an anti-gay protest, let's blame the deranged asshole behind this mess. Here's their statement:

To most effectively cause America to know her abominations (Ez. 16:2), WBC will picket the funerals of these Godless, fag army American soldiers when their pieces return home. WBC will also picket their landing spot, in Dover, Delaware early and often.

"Godless, fag army American soldiers"...? I don't know what that means. Phelps and his zombie minions don't represent the left or the right -- but they do represent what both sides fear could be...


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