Is Minnesota's Worst Writer™ dumb enough to miss the irony in this line typed out by two of her haggard fingers for today's column?
When Bernat arrived, he was amazed to see Iraqis dancing in ecstasy after submitting sealed bids for a construction project. "They'd never had the opportunity. It was always, 'I'm the mayor, my cousin gets it.' "I'm going out on a limb and answering "yes".