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Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Server problems, yeah, that’s it
I’ve made many funny and insightful posts the last few days, it’s just that the server lost them. Any claim that I am actually on a winter vacation to Arizona with the Mrs. and the Jamboettes is simply a rumor.
Special note to anyone traveling with a stuffed toy polar bear: They blend in with sheets just as well as they do with Arctic ice. If one goes missing check with the hotel laundry. Preferably before the tears start, if possible.
8 Comments:
After we lost Monkey Plug I made a note that all future best furry friends must be entirely replaceable.
Old people don't like MN winters, so they flee to AZ. Jambo is a snow bird.
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10:36 AM
I would take time to be offended if I were not on my way to the pool.
By which he means the therapeutic pool. Helps his bursitis.
He forgot to mention the color of the golf cart he would be riding to the pool. I am going with white, like his sneakers.
By , at
9:15 AM
I suspect argyle, like his socks.
Or perhaps green?
Going off Hammer's comment about Monkey Plug: My parents used to keep a secret duplicate of my favorite toy, especially on vacation. If I ever lost the toy, and thought the world was about to end, they would "find" the toy by subbing in the duplicate. Granted, one of these parents still does their 27 year old son's laundry, but I think the point was not to waste vacation time dealining with a lost toy. Deceptive? maybe.
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8:05 AM
