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Sunday, July 01, 2007
Zigi Wilf is in the wrong sport
Zigi Wilf owns the Minnesota Vikings. Dude's involved in the wrong sport. Not just because he's stockpiling running backs like throwing stars on the eve of the zombie apocalypse, but also because he's got all his bases covered:
| House Republican Campaign Committee | $6,000 |
| Senate Victory Fund (GOP) | $6,000 |
| Senate DFL Caucus | $5,000 |
| House DFL Caucus | $5,000 |
| Tim Pawlenty gubernatorial campaign | $5,000 |
| Mike Hatch gubernatorial campaign | $5,000 |
| Steve Kelley gubernatorial campaign | $1,000 |
| DFL Party | $20,000 |
| Republican Party | $20,000 |
| Total | $73,000 |
In other news, someone please tell Mr. Wilf that I intend to run for something, anything if he's willing to cut a check for $1,000.
Labels: Zigi Wif
3 Comments:
Ya, throwing stars really won't do anything against zombies.
I know that. You know that. Some people, sadly, have too much faith in what they read.
these small, multipoint devices were used in fuedal japan to pierce a human skull. in appearance they resemble a stee, two dementional replica of a shining star. in expert hands they could bring down a zombie, however as with many weapons discussed, the throwing star requires great expertiese. unless you are one of the few masters of this art, refrain from such an exotic method
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