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Sunday, July 01, 2007

Zigi Wilf is in the wrong sport

Posted by: Hammer / 8:38 AM

Zigi Wilf owns the Minnesota Vikings. Dude's involved in the wrong sport. Not just because he's stockpiling running backs like throwing stars on the eve of the zombie apocalypse, but also because he's got all his bases covered:

House Republican Campaign Committee$6,000
Senate Victory Fund (GOP)$6,000
Senate DFL Caucus$5,000
House DFL Caucus$5,000
Tim Pawlenty gubernatorial campaign$5,000
Mike Hatch gubernatorial campaign$5,000
Steve Kelley gubernatorial campaign$1,000
DFL Party$20,000
Republican Party$20,000

In other news, someone please tell Mr. Wilf that I intend to run for something, anything if he's willing to cut a check for $1,000.



Ya, throwing stars really won't do anything against zombies.

By Blogger Vinneeee, at 9:56 PM  

I know that. You know that. Some people, sadly, have too much faith in what they read.

By Blogger Hammer, at 7:50 AM  

these small, multipoint devices were used in fuedal japan to pierce a human skull. in appearance they resemble a stee, two dementional replica of a shining star. in expert hands they could bring down a zombie, however as with many weapons discussed, the throwing star requires great expertiese. unless you are one of the few masters of this art, refrain from such an exotic method

By Blogger Vinneeee, at 8:36 AM  

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