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Monday, November 14, 2005
Funny Headline of the Day (Part 2)
Rew found this hilarious headline at Kennedy v. the Machine: "Limbaugh Accuracy Rate Drops to 98.1%". Limbaugh, like lead paint, is a substance exposure to which actually makes you dumber. Need proof? How about this: Gary Miller at Kennedy vs. the Machine calls the Republican Main Street Partnership the Republican Mainstream Partnership. Twice.
We've covered the RMSP before. Sen. Smilin' Norm Coleman (R-MN) is a member of the RMSP (despite not really believing in anything the RMSP stands for, like deficit reduction and stem cell research; unless, of course, today has a "y" in it, in which case Smilin' Norm believes anything that will keep him in power for one more day.)
Despite getting the name wrong, Miller gets the far more important fact right: George Soros has donated money to 527s associated with the RMSP. But Miller forgets to ask this: why is an officially appointed GOP attack dog like Coleman affiliated with a Soros-supported group?
The RMSP has some good policy objectives: responsible environmentalism, responsible science, and responsible spending. No wonder Republicans hate the RMSP.
